thomas, a jesus lookalike from canada's own bachelorette, sweeps in with his shampoo-hair, looking to tempt megan away from jake. she flutters her eyelids a bit but denies his request for a date, staying loyal to her man.the poor guy also strikes out with leah and simone. jarrod, feeling bad for the canadian nigel, organises a bro-date for him with sam and apollo, and the four enjoy a friendly milk bath together. thomas cheers up, but he's facing a stressful rose ceremony.canadian thomas can't catch a break.before we get there though, the show loses one of its key love triangles. having exhausted the storyline, the producers send michael into early retirement. he pines over lisa, but lisa's stuck on luke. `i'm the guy that missed out... again,` he cries, a charlie brown in capri pants.lisa, meanwhile, has had enough of island shenanigans too. she tells luke it's time for them to try their thing in the `real world`. he demurs for a few scenes, cries to the camera about needing a `couple more days` but after lisa says she's leaving regardless, he bucks up. it's a successful paradise coupling, with the two lovers hitching a ride to the next red carpet launch for vitamins or whatever.at this point, you can feel the producers sweating. a love triangle's gone, no one's feeling the canadian – but, miraculously, up pops this mysterious love letter.elora, it seems, has received a special note from american jared, one where the i's are dotted with hearts and the u'...